Rating Two And A Half Stars

*Cinema — Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

  • Just plain silly.

  • John C. Reilly did a great job. He’s insanely versatile.

  • How could you not <3 Jenna Fisher?

  • Some of the running jokes throughout the entire movie were great.

  • The first half was crazy funny (in a super silly way). Somewhere around the part where he started LSD it got kind of slow, and never really picked back up.

  • There was tons of useless nudity of all kinds, which of course adds to the awesome silliness.

  • The words “stuffed cabbage laundromat” speak for themselves.

  • Edith I can’t build you a candy house! The house will fall down, the sun will melt the candy!”

  • I don’t know what you would think of it if you hadn’t previously seen Walk the Line and Ray…

  • Did I mention it was silly?

Posted April 28, 2008
Rating
two and a half stars

*Cinema — The Nanny Diaries

The Nanny Diaries (2007)

  • Not bad.

  • I know Scarlett Johansson isn’t that old, and I know that she’s gorgeous. I still think she looks like she’s thirty.

  • I guess I’m obligated to mention I was (for the most part) raised in the area where the movie takes place. Other than the locations in the movie, most of it was completely foreign to me… both of my parents worked at home and were very involved with me. I guess I’m just saying that not every child that grows up in a particular area of Manhattan is raised by a nanny.

  • This is not a great movie. Its not terrible either. Its… ok.

Posted September 10, 2007
Rating
two and a half stars

*Cinema — Smokin’ Aces

Smokin’ Aces (2006)

  • This had potential.

  • I could not take Ryan Reynolds as a dramatic actor. I know he can act, but this was just not that good.

  • The ending was pretty bad.

  • Ehhhh.

Posted July 29, 2007
Rating
two and a half stars

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