X-Rated Candid Camera

Simply, I am having a difficult few days.

Regardless, I felt this was worth noting.

Don’t ask me how or why, but the other night I ended up sitting at a table at the worst bar on earth. Everyone there was forty or over and a bit scary. Anyway, there were three giant screens playing what I could only describe as a x-rated candid camera. Here is an example scene…

CROWDED RESTAURANT

Man sits peruses a menu. He then gets up and enters the bathroom.

While the man is in the bathroom, everyone in the restaurant strips of all of their clothes and sit back down.

Man comes back into the room, and looks horribly confused. Sits back at his table, and silently freaks out. Finally someone comes out and tells him it was all a joke and that he was filmed.

Yes. It was a good time. Actually, it was just a really strange time. But thats ok, at least there was some nekkid candid camera.